Suzie with an Uzi

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Someone has stolen Susie's 40 pound pet chicken..and she's pissed!!!

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Suzie with an Uzi

Suzie with the Uzi
And it’s real this time
Someone stole her Frankie
And they crossed the line

Suzie with an Uzi
Marched to KFC
They got to give up Frankie
On the count of three


Suzie snapped and now she’s mean
She plans to empty out the magazine
Came home from work and Frankie wasn’t there
All the scattered feathers near the kitchen chair

Suzie walked with Frankie past the KFC
Every day about a quarter to three
Against the window was the working staff
And everyday they’d just point and laugh

Frankie weighed about 40 lbs
He was the biggest chicken that was ever found


Suzie with the Uzi
And it’s real this time
Someone stole her Frankie
And they crossed the line

Suzie with an Uzi
And she marched right in
Got her finger on the trigger
Let the slaughter begin

She’ll be marching
Gun keeps clickin
Someone’s in for
A real ass whippin’


Suzie with the Uzi
And she’s seeing red
All dogs go to heaven
When they wind up dead

Suzie with an Uzi
It’s a big bad deal
She’s thinkin’ Frankie’s
In a big box meal


Suzie’s raised in the working class
And she know that they gotta eat fast
This little guy is her family
Not on the menu at KFC


Someone’s asking for a real ass kickin'
Some stole Suzie’s pet chicken

Frankie’s home, on the window sill

Suzie snapped and now she’s mean
She plans to empty out the magazine
Came home from work and Frankie wasn’t there
All the scattered feathers near the kitchen chair

Suzie walked with Frankie past the KFC
Every day about a quarter to three
Against the window was the working staff
And everyday they’d just point and laugh

All the eyes would stare and linger
She would just flip ‘em the middle finger


Suzie just went crazy ans she cam undone
She’s mean motherfucker with a big hand gun
If you ever mess with Frankie you better watch your back
Who ever heard of chicken attack

Suzie's in the big house and she’s doing time
Frankie got her out with some dynamite
The moral of the story is she’s coming fast
Don’t fuck with Suzie’s chicken or she’ll kick your ass

credits

from Death In the Family, released August 15, 2011
Mike Paradine: Lyrics/music
Dave Manheimer: Music
Vocals & Guitars: Killroy
Bass: Dave "Ghost" Meehan
Drums: Mike Paradine

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Mike Paradine Group Bayonne, New Jersey

A collection of personal songs, the subject matter consists of his on going feud with certain family members, growing up in the late 70’s, early 80’s in Bayonne, New Jersey, 9/11 and his battle with cancer as a 13 year old. He also injects humor, writing about the kidnapping of a 40lb chicken and another about a formal ball where several infamous serial killers are the main guests. ... more

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